A guy walks up and Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven. What did you do for a living on Earth?"
The guy says "I was a carpenter".
"Very good", says St Peter, "Go right on in".
Next guy walks up and Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven. What did you do for a living on Earth?"
The guy says "I was a doctor".
"Excellent", says St Peter, "Go right on in".
Next guy walks up and Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven. What did you do for a living on Earth?"
The guy says "I was a musician".
"Great!", says St Peter, "Just go around the back and you'll see a door next to the dumpster that'll get you through to the kitchen....".
